“Once upon a bat and a pirate teddy bear,
Darling Cher was pretty, Darling Cher was bright,
but when she had to go to bed she gave mom quite a fight!
So if this introduction makes you wonder yet,
skip this page and dive into a tale you won’t forget…”
there was a wizard baby boy who'd had twenty three nannies.
Darling Cher's new brother made every nanny crack,
and every single one of them swore never to come back.
"Mrs. Pretzel, are you OK? Are you well?" asked Darling Cher.
But Mrs. Pretzel, Pierre's new nanny, wouldn't sink into despair.
Now, if you're brave enough to read Mrs. Pretzel's honest story,
skip this page and dive right in, it's there in all its glory."
"Once upon a mess and a clueless Pirate Bear,
there were two wizard kids, Pierre and Darling Cher.
A story of two children, who loved to make a mess.
Anytime and anywhere, and they couldn't care less.
So even if this tale might sound like a messy story,
everything will be cleared up, so you don’t need to worry.
And if this introduction is quite sloppy (though you've read it),
skip this page and dive right in, you surely won't regret it!"